If I ask my dog “Where’s your baby?” he’ll find her and they’ll cuddle
!!!!!!!!!
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Dalektable
Ask if you wanna know.
You see, kids, right from the moment I met your mom, I knew…I have to love this woman as much as I can, for as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, not even for a second. I carried that lesson with me through every stupid fight we ever had, every 5:00 a.m., Christmas morning, every sleepy Sunday afternoon, through every speed bump. Every pang of jealousy or boredom or uncertainty that came our way, I carried that lesson with me.
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curiosity-discoverer-of-worlds:
curiosity-discoverer-of-worlds:
“Who gives a shit about your gentials, you have a fucking dragon.”
I want engrave the last one in gold
Gender of the day: you have a fucking dragon
😂😂😂
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this is it. everyone needs to step up their game.
JESUS FUCK
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vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
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